Сегодня Викиликс слил около тысячи новых армянских телеграмм. Читая их периодически восторгаешься стилем отчетов - периодически встречаются весьма цинничные хохмы. Вот например - телеграмма про номера машин армянских олигархов, и выражение A PROUD OWNER
OF YEREVAN'S SECOND HUMMER AND ARMENIA'S SUGAR MONOPOLY про Лфика вызвало у меня приступ щекотки :)))


FOUR HUMMERS: A THEME AND VARIATION
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¶4. (SBU) THE FLAGSHIPS OF YEREVAN'S HIERARCHY OF NUMBERS ARE
YEREVAN'S LARGEST AND MOST CONSPICUOUS AUTOMOBILES: THE FOUR
HUMMER HUMVEES. GAGIK TSAROUKIAN (DODI GAGO), OWNER OF
MULTI GROUP AND YEREVAN'S FIRST HUMMER (AND NOW ALSO,
YEREVAN'S FIRST ROLLS ROYCE) HAS DE FACTO EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS
TO THE VARIOUS POSSIBILITIES USING 08 XX 008 (XX
REPRESENTING THE VARIOUS POSSIBLE LETTER COMBINATIONS) FOR
HIS, HIS FAMILY'S, HIS STAFF'S AND HIS SECURITY GUARD'S
CARS. SIMILARLY, SAMVEL ALEKSIAN (LFIK SAMO), A PROUD OWNER
OF YEREVAN'S SECOND HUMMER AND ARMENIA'S SUGAR MONOPOLY, HAS
RESERVED 06 XX 006 AND VARIATIONS THEREOF FOR HIS FRIENDS
AND FAMILY. RUBEN HAYRAPETIAN, A.K.A. NEMETS (GERMAN) RUBO
OWNS YEREVAN'S THIRD HUMMER, THE GRAND TOBACCO COMPANY AND
THE PLATES 05 XX 005. A FOURTH HUMMER, OWNED BY PRESIDENT
KOCHARIAN'S SON, BEARS THE PLATE 07 UU 007, THOUGH IN A NOD
TO DEMOCRACY (OR PERHAPS, JAMES BOND) VARIATIONS OF THE 007
PATTERN ARE STILL AVAILABLE TO THE WELL-CONNECTED FOR USD
2,000 - 3,000, PAYABLE TO THE HEAD OF THE TRAFFIC POLICE.

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